Deadpool

Im not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am; so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into this insanely sweet game: Im a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable; which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait; do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things; chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm… chimichangas) Im gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah; be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)

• I made sure to capture all my good sides; so I made my game a third-person action-shooter.
• Keep a look out because some of my X-Men pals (Whoa; what pals?!?) will be making an appearance.
• Im really good at killing; so I made it a blast stringing together combos; jumping from really REALLY high places; and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
• I brought my skills and a butt-load of my f